Tuesday, January 26, 2010

love and marriage.

what is the best age to get married ?
- eighty-four. because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom.

what do most people do on a date ?
- on the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.

it is better to be single or married ?
- it's better for girls to be single, but not for boys. boys need somebody to clean up after them.

what is falling in love like ?
- if falling in love is anything like learning to spell, i don't want do it. it takes too long a time to learn.

how important are good looks ?
- if you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful.

why do lovers often hold hands ?
- they want to make sure their rings don't fall off, because they paid good money for them.

how can you tell if two adults eating dinner at a restaurant are in love ?
- lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. other people care more about the food.

what are most people thinking when the say "i love you" ?
- the person is thinking; yeah, i really do love him, but i hope he showers at least once a day.

how can people make love fast ?
- spend most of your time loving instead of going to work.

love and marriage.

what is the best age to get married ?
- eighty-four. because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom.

what do most people do on a date ?
- on the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.

it is better to be single or married ?
- it's better for girls to be single, but not for boys. boys need somebody to clean up after them.

what is falling in love like ?
- if falling in love is anything like learning to spell, i don't want do it. it takes too long a time to learn.

how important are good looks ?
- if you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful.

why do lovers often hold hands ?

- they want to make sure their rings don't fall off, because they paid good money for them.

how can you tell if two adults eating dinner at a restaurant are in love ?
- lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. other people care more about the food.

what are most people thinking when the say "i love you" ?

- the person is thinking; yeah, i really do love him, but i hope he showers at least once a day.

how can people make love fast ?

- spend most of your time loving instead of going to work.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

azam tahun 2010.

nak rambut panjang. asyik rambut pendek macam laki je.

nak beli lagi banyak mekap.

nak beli banyak baju, seluar, kasut && beg.

nak jaga kulit.

nak dapatkan lebih banyak duit. contohnye ; merompak. hahahaha.